Address
Stadt Park
NURNBERG 90489

Work Hours
Monday to Friday: 11AM - 11.15PM
Weekend: 11AM - 11.10PM

We’re A Tennis Club with a Lazy Approach, Based in Nuremberg

…and Now with the NEW Lunchtime Players Club there’s yet more chance to Utilise Home Office time.

Nuremberg, DE
24°
clear sky
Thursday, April 24
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Tue
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Wed
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Thu
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Fri
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Sat
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PlatzStatus
1Open
2Open
3Open
4Open
5Beer
6Rabbits
7Open
8Bottles
9Gesp
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11Open
12Gesp

Stadt Park TC

We really are not your normal Tennis Club. We’re different in many ways, infact in every way. Masks must still be worn at all times, especially in the Showers.

Free Balls

People are talking about Free Balls but in all honesty this really is a load of…

Social Events

Any Social Activity has been banned for the forseeable future by the Board

Massage Parlour

Temporarily Closed due to unsatisfactory behaviour of Guests

Steamy Sauna

Due to a leak in the Roof resulting from poor maintenance the Sauna is not Steamy right now

Beer Crates

Members are requested not to leave their Beer Crates, Bottles or Tops on the Courts

Tournaments

Due to Current Social Distancing Laws Tournaments are currently played Online Only

Wimbledon Crown

Caglar Crowned Wimbledon champion again

For a record 9th time, Caglar has been Crowned Wimbledon champion once more. Again for 2021 the World Renowned Tournament had to be played Online in the comfort of an armchair.

2021 Membership of 975k

Demand rising for membership of the exclusive Stadt Park Club

280k Bottles of Beer

Thirst for Excellence. Our members do their best to promote our Club in the competitive consumption of Alcohol

135k Lost Balls

Sadly in 2020 many Members lost their balls. Thankfully our valued Neighbours have enjoyed assisting their search

Do you have a question?
Feel free Not to contact us anytime. We might Reply.

Training Events for the safe wearing of Face Masks

Prior to Participation in all Online Tennis Tournaments players must undergo instruction in the safe use of FFP2 Masks

  • Use on Face Only
  • Always when Showering
  • Use Multiple Times
  • Not Suitable for Tissues
  • Sharing Allowed
  • Big Choice of 1 colour

Art Classes can be arranged on last Friday in the month for 2019

Coffee shop currently closed due to Rat Infestation – Sorry !

2022 to see Construction of New Indoor “Narrow” Court Facility

Learn to write with our handwriting specialists on those Rainy Days

2021 Board Meeting

Beer was definitely on the Agenda at this year’s Annual Board Meeting with solutions sought to combat supply shortages caused by Covid.

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Complaints

What people say about Stadt Park TC

The behaviour of Stadt Park TC Members is an absolute disgrace. And for that reason alone, I give it 5 stars.

Tucher Landz
Beer Purchasing
“Possibly the most important position in our Club, and not one for the faint hearted. This is a 24/7 365 days a year task which I relish”
Dunlop Potter
Ball Seeker
“Many of the male players seem to have continued difficulty keeping their balls together. My position is critical in keeping the Club active and healthy.”
Green Gratz
Groundsman
“I enjoy working at Stadt Park TC as it gives me max opportunity to practice Home Office full time. Obviously distance Grounds Maintenance has yet to develop fully online”

Let’s Build a Better Club Together

You can’t beat a tedious meeting to wipe that smile off your face. And let’s face it, you can have a meeting for pretty much everything nowadays. Beats actually doing any Work too !