Address
Stadt Park
NURNBERG 90489
Work Hours
Monday to Friday: 11AM - 11.15PM
Weekend: 11AM - 11.10PM
We’re A Tennis Club with a Lazy Approach, Based in Nuremberg
…and Now with the NEW Lunchtime Players Club there’s yet more chance to Utilise Home Office time.
Nuremberg, DE
24°
clear sky
Thursday, April 24
2m/s
75%
25°
23°
Tue
24°
Wed
29°
Thu
29°
Fri
28°
Sat
26°
| Platz | Status |
| 1 | Open |
| 2 | Open |
| 3 | Open |
| 4 | Open |
| 5 | Beer |
| 6 | Rabbits |
| 7 | Open |
| 8 | Bottles |
| 9 | Gesp |
| 10 | Open |
| 11 | Open |
| 12 | Gesp |
Stadt Park TC
We really are not your normal Tennis Club. We’re different in many ways, infact in every way. Masks must still be worn at all times, especially in the Showers.
Free Balls
People are talking about Free Balls but in all honesty this really is a load of…
Social Events
Any Social Activity has been banned for the forseeable future by the Board
Massage Parlour
Temporarily Closed due to unsatisfactory behaviour of Guests
Steamy Sauna
Due to a leak in the Roof resulting from poor maintenance the Sauna is not Steamy right now
Beer Crates
Members are requested not to leave their Beer Crates, Bottles or Tops on the Courts
Tournaments
Due to Current Social Distancing Laws Tournaments are currently played Online Only
Wimbledon Crown
Caglar Crowned Wimbledon champion again
For a record 9th time, Caglar has been Crowned Wimbledon champion once more. Again for 2021 the World Renowned Tournament had to be played Online in the comfort of an armchair.
2021 Membership of 975k
Demand rising for membership of the exclusive Stadt Park Club
280k Bottles of Beer
Thirst for Excellence. Our members do their best to promote our Club in the competitive consumption of Alcohol
135k Lost Balls
Sadly in 2020 many Members lost their balls. Thankfully our valued Neighbours have enjoyed assisting their search
Do you have a question?
Feel free Not to contact us anytime. We might Reply.
Training Events for the safe wearing of Face Masks
Prior to Participation in all Online Tennis Tournaments players must undergo instruction in the safe use of FFP2 Masks
- Use on Face Only
- Always when Showering
- Use Multiple Times
- Not Suitable for Tissues
- Sharing Allowed
- Big Choice of 1 colour
2021 Board Meeting
Beer was definitely on the Agenda at this year’s Annual Board Meeting with solutions sought to combat supply shortages caused by Covid.
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Complaints
What people say about Stadt Park TC
The behaviour of Stadt Park TC Members is an absolute disgrace. And for that reason alone, I give it 5 stars.
“Possibly the most important position in our Club, and not one for the faint hearted. This is a 24/7 365 days a year task which I relish”
“Many of the male players seem to have continued difficulty keeping their balls together. My position is critical in keeping the Club active and healthy.”
“I enjoy working at Stadt Park TC as it gives me max opportunity to practice Home Office full time. Obviously distance Grounds Maintenance has yet to develop fully online”